Rambo (2008)

I went in to this flick thinking I was going to see a 3 out of 5, uber-violent, lame-plot, sequel to 3 awful movies. What did I get? A 1 out of 5, ridiculously-violent, no-plot, sequel. Bad dialogue, obvious plot points, steroidal Stallone, with a corny ending. Bodies being torn in half with high caliber machine guns and bomb blasts involving an explosion of blood and body parts was the only thing that held my attention.

When is someone going to tell Sly that he makes horrible movies?

Demolition Man?
Judge Dredd?
Stop! or my mom will shoot?
Cobra?
Rhinestone?

BBC's Planet Earth (2007)

Pressing play with this DVD in my DVD player instantly made me erect. Never has a documentary about the earth and it's wildlife and wild places made me want to masturbate.

Seriously, do yourself a favor and purchase this for your home. Renting will only wet your appetite and piss you off later that your can't just plug it in and watch it anytime you want. The camera work and the effort these guys went through to get you these images is amazing. The footage is so amazing that even my dog lays on the recliner with me and stares at the TV. They show you all the different climates of the earth and the animals that call them home. With the lights off you will think you have traveled thousands of miles in just a couple of hours.

Where am I?

I'm finally writing my irrational opinions about movies and other shit. Music reviews, gear reviews, and food reviews.

If you want to be like me, now you know the shit you need to buy.