Monday, January 28, 2008

Rambo (2008)

I went in to this flick thinking I was going to see a 3 out of 5, uber-violent, lame-plot, sequel to 3 awful movies. What did I get? A 1 out of 5, ridiculously-violent, no-plot, sequel. Bad dialogue, obvious plot points, steroidal Stallone, with a corny ending. Bodies being torn in half with high caliber machine guns and bomb blasts involving an explosion of blood and body parts was the only thing that held my attention.

When is someone going to tell Sly that he makes horrible movies?

Demolition Man?
Judge Dredd?
Stop! or my mom will shoot?
Cobra?
Rhinestone?

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