Northfork (2003)

Enter the dreamscape of a small child and a dark comic reality, all set in a small Montana town. This movie explores the mixture of 2 parallel stories: a Montana town about to be wiped clean and flooded by the building of a dam and the dreams of a small child approaching death. With a couple of big names that let you know that Montana natives, Mark and Micheal Polish, have made a name for themselves and a story line like no other, this movie promises to entertain MOST. Keep in mind you have to have an imagination and an open mind to enjoy this movie.

Arrested Development (Fox)

I have an unhealthy obssesion with any TV series that HBO has to offer. Finally something from another network grabbed my attention and it doesn't exsist anymore. I watched it when it was on TV and have now gone back through the DVDs and can happily say it is one of the best TV shows ever. Every character remains true throughout it's 3 seasons and every peice of dialouge is useful. Even the current events references are still relevent. It is no surprise that FOX didn't continue this show and it was a big mistake, but maybe the show went as far as the story could go. Produce and Narrated by Ron Howard, this show is a must watch for almost anyone.

Rambo (2008)

I went in to this flick thinking I was going to see a 3 out of 5, uber-violent, lame-plot, sequel to 3 awful movies. What did I get? A 1 out of 5, ridiculously-violent, no-plot, sequel. Bad dialogue, obvious plot points, steroidal Stallone, with a corny ending. Bodies being torn in half with high caliber machine guns and bomb blasts involving an explosion of blood and body parts was the only thing that held my attention.

When is someone going to tell Sly that he makes horrible movies?

Demolition Man?
Judge Dredd?
Stop! or my mom will shoot?
Cobra?
Rhinestone?

BBC's Planet Earth (2007)

Pressing play with this DVD in my DVD player instantly made me erect. Never has a documentary about the earth and it's wildlife and wild places made me want to masturbate.

Seriously, do yourself a favor and purchase this for your home. Renting will only wet your appetite and piss you off later that your can't just plug it in and watch it anytime you want. The camera work and the effort these guys went through to get you these images is amazing. The footage is so amazing that even my dog lays on the recliner with me and stares at the TV. They show you all the different climates of the earth and the animals that call them home. With the lights off you will think you have traveled thousands of miles in just a couple of hours.

Where am I?

I'm finally writing my irrational opinions about movies and other shit. Music reviews, gear reviews, and food reviews.

If you want to be like me, now you know the shit you need to buy.